Gold Stars Count for Something

Coming Soon...

2009-04-25T23:59:00.000-05:00

More silly pictures and captions coming soon . . . maybe I'll do a series or something. . .

thunderscience

2007-01-22T12:06:00.000-06:00

Granted meteorology rocks, but no science could or will ever hold a candle to utter nonsense. You can quote me on that.

tengallon

2007-01-22T12:05:00.000-06:00

Enough Said.

stresspuzzle

2007-01-22T12:04:00.000-06:00

Ah breaks from life. You can do this puzzle when you need a break, then follow it's wise advice.

stereocowboy

2007-01-22T12:02:00.000-06:00

People that don't live in Texas think that we all ride horses to school, and stuff like that. Well I'm here to tell you that it is true. We do all ride horses everywhere, and we wear cowboy hats, and pearl snap shirts. We only listen to country music, and ride bulls for fun.

rivalgangs

2007-01-22T12:00:00.000-06:00

Seriously though, you know what I mean? All West Side Story style and what not.

riottips

2007-01-22T11:59:00.000-06:00

This knowledge was once imparted to me by a wise History teacher. I will never forget his knowledgeable advice.

nodakota

2007-01-22T11:57:00.000-06:00

Don't get me wrong, South Dakota sucks just as hard as North Dakota, and while I am on the topic of Dakotas that suck; I personally don't like Dakota Fanning, she creeps me out. Way bad.

lemonmoney

2007-01-22T11:56:00.000-06:00

On a hot day, lemonade may as well be gold, maybe that's an overstatement, maybe fool's gold is more appropriate, who knows. Ah good old pyrite.

headhunters

2007-01-22T11:54:00.000-06:00

Some of them carry guns, those are the ones you don't want looking for you. It's like I always say, it's all fun and games until someone pays a sketchy guy with flexible morals to murderize you.

votemat

2007-01-22T11:52:00.000-06:00

Seriously ya'll, no good quality rhymes with my name, and that is not fair.

whopicnics

2007-01-22T11:50:00.000-06:00

Have you ever met somebody who doesn't like picnics? Maybe vampires, or something like that, but vampires suck, so really everybody who is liked likes picnics, basically I am saying that vampires aren't included in the word everyone.

grassisgreener

2006-10-30T09:38:00.000-06:00

that no should say not, because really sometimes the grass is not greener on the otherside, and if you look closely, you will see that it is bluer. at least that is what i have found.

firstaid

2006-10-30T09:35:00.000-06:00

Inspired by discussions of guns, mustaches, and pencils.

fireballa

2006-10-30T09:19:00.000-06:00

So this comic is meant to "spark" a debate about what superpower would be the coolest to have, I personally am stuck between flight and teleportation. Flight which obviously includes immunity to pressure and the ability to breathe in outer space, and teleportation which includes the ability to teleport whatever i want with me.

featheredindian

2006-10-30T09:15:00.000-06:00

Well, technically not all of them do, but in my imagination where cowboys and indians still fight all the time, I suppose I am stereotyping a little bit, but who can blame me? have you ever watched a western? or studied history of the great and expansive west?

deusexmachina

2006-10-30T09:12:00.000-06:00

Pardon the mispelling. But this robot was clearly artificially introduced in order to resolve the conflict.

dancelike

2006-10-30T09:09:00.000-06:00

Because who want's to dance like no one is watching, go ahead and get over your fears of being in front of people, lose your inhabitions and let it out there, if I can do it I'm pretty sure anyone can.

collegeradio

2006-10-26T09:48:00.000-05:00

Listen to college radio, it is what all the hip indie kids do, might I recommend KANM go to http://kanm.tamu.edu and click on listen

chalkworks

2006-10-26T09:44:00.000-05:00

I mean obviously I know, but you have to admit it is fun to think about, its something nice to roll around in your head. Trust me I know how it works, the only two things I didn't know about were the weather and microwaves, and I realized that I understand weather, and someone really wanted to know about microwaves, so I looked that up too.

cardealer

2006-10-26T09:40:00.000-05:00

It is always the dodge neons too, and I honestly don't understand why they even have that color, I can't imagine that anyone really wants it, it is more of a color you just settle for, or that the sleazy car dealer swindles you into it.

benwho

2006-10-23T09:38:00.000-05:00

Chariots are totally awesome, and I have not the faintest idea why they went out of style, honestly, cars are cool with air conditioning and radios, but if you but a fan, and a blanket on a chariot, and hooked up some speakers and some sort of music playing device that wouldn't skip, you would be totally set for life. I want my chariot.

bakingsoda

2006-10-20T09:52:00.000-05:00

It's the miracle of modern science, how can it do that? It's all absorbing other scents, and never smelling at all, it has to be a bit of a sad existence, think how it lives never getting a chance to smell anything or smell like anything. But it does its job, day in and day out, I salute you Baking Soda, the silent warrior in the battle against stench.

attentionpoets

2006-10-19T11:52:00.000-05:00

Seriously, if you are a poet, or a songwriter, this may be directed at you. You can't take two words and then just juxtapose them regardless of meaning, if you can relate them, then have at it, but until the splashes that carp make remind you of the serenity that is created by a strummed harp, keep it to yourself.

comprable

2006-10-17T08:53:00.000-05:00

They all said it couldn't be done, but clearly it can, because I just did it, honestly people, they are both fruit and they are both warm colors, I do believe that there is enough similarity to compare the two.

shadeglasses

2006-05-10T03:39:00.000-05:00

I mean honestly, they keep the sun out, and create an area of shade for your eyes, and we even call them shades for short. . . what gives?

parachutepenguin

2006-05-09T03:07:00.000-05:00

The penguin's name is Ralph, he is the King of Antartica, you should totally do research on it. The nice thing about being a penguin, is that you are already dressed up, and you don't even know it.

ps- one day I will make it so that you can look at the posters that I have mad, one of which is a poster about Antartica, and King Penguin Ralph.
pps-does anyone have an idea for a new name for this comic, something shorter?

cheeseandcrackers

2006-05-08T00:15:00.000-05:00

I mean seriously, cheese and crackers are even about to get eaten, like all the time, but they get along real well, even though they are quite different, but whatever, countries, food, it's all the same to me.

justsayno

2006-05-05T00:06:00.000-05:00

Honestly, I can't stand unicyclists, they are worse than anyone else screaming for attention, because even the best ones fall down some, and they are all wobbling in front of you and what not, oh yeah and did i mention it is the least efficient mode of transportation ever devised? Yeah well it is.

ps- I am so addicted to this game
http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games4/gameindex/basejump.htm

flyertrash

2006-05-04T03:01:00.000-05:00

But nonetheless (I love words like that) people still give them to me, as if they expect me to do something with them, other than line the trash cans of the world. . . thanks for filling the landfills up flyer people. Thanks for nothing.

ps- i really like my post script thing, it's nice don't you think? you should check out this website: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF5NletBOvg

cowormilk

2006-05-03T03:59:00.000-05:00

Why does no one ask this question?

ps- I don't like the name "Gold Stars Count for Something" it is way too long, if you have any ideas for a new name send them to me repoclause@gmail.com that would be great, and of course I will give credit where credit is due.

stairdiving

2006-05-02T04:11:00.000-05:00

I don't think this needs any explanation. However, despite being a sweet Xtreme sport, you really shouldn't stair dive unless you want a broken face.

ps- I totally made my computer sweet today, by donating somewhere around 6 hours to making it look cool.

newideaforoldthings

2006-05-01T00:17:00.000-05:00

Even if no music is playing, people will leave you alone. Because you are either totally occupied by your music, or you are a prick who wears headphones with no music, and no one wants to talk to "that guy" anyway. On a side note, today marks the introduction of the newest member of our cast, Mr. Music Elitist Himself.

concerts=fun

2006-04-28T02:01:00.000-05:00

Oddly enough I drew this comic before I realized that I was going to an amazing concert Thursday (the day that just ended) evening. As you can see, at a concert, color is ignored. and mullets are cool. That "can be" is hardly necessary, it should read: "Concerts are fun" but it doesn't, so deal with it.

dangerousknives

2006-04-27T01:22:00.000-05:00

I think the lessoned to be learned from this is, not to use a butcher's cleaver to cut a kiwi. What do you think?

orangutanfriend

2006-04-26T00:55:00.000-05:00

Bananas, that is generally the price of friendship with one, also they have quiet a firm grip.

nocomplaining

2006-04-25T00:26:00.000-05:00

Not just about my comic, but in general. Complaining sucks, there I said it, what are you going to do about it? Complain?

wheeliepeople

2006-04-24T01:51:00.000-05:00

In all seriousness, people who wear those shoes with wheels on the bottom are asking for trouble. . . with my fists.

commoncents

2006-04-20T23:59:00.000-05:00

I got no Quarters, or Dimes, or Nickles, not even a Penny. (Coonskin Cap Guy is wearing soccer cleats)

spiffycola

2006-04-20T03:00:00.000-05:00

I mean I like water as much as the next day, but on a hot day not many thingscan beat a cold one.

applecider

2006-04-19T00:55:00.000-05:00

Man I love that stuff, I drink it by the gallon, especially in the company of good friends and some easy music.

boxofun

2006-04-18T01:16:00.000-05:00

Honestly though, this stuff is like a party in your mouth, all cheesy and wonderful, if I had all of the ingredients, I'd make a bowl right now.

monkeydance

2006-04-17T01:13:00.000-05:00

Just look at those hips! They're WILD (animals)

passout

2006-04-13T23:11:00.000-05:00

When I drew this he didn't have an outfit except for those shoes (the ones that look like socks) but next time he appears he will don't fret.

musicpirate

2006-04-13T00:42:00.000-05:00

stealing music . . . apparently the bible doesn't support it

secretagent

2006-04-12T02:33:00.000-05:00

i think we all know secret codes are the way to go. . . am i right?

brainfreeze

2006-04-11T02:12:00.000-05:00

that's what lauren said. . . that she gets them (for real.)

piratehooks

2006-04-10T20:00:00.000-05:00

for the most part. . . i mean not all of them do.

WEBCOMICS YAY

2006-04-10T19:26:00.000-05:00

Don't fret, the comic is on it's way. Be patient